Leaving on a Jet Plane

Flying in Australia is different than flying in the U.S.  It's more like it was pre 9-11.  When the four of us fly domestic in Australia, Erich is the only one asked to show his ID.  I'm never asked.  You don't have to have a boarding pass to go through security.  So any Joe Schmo can go through security.  This means the kids and I can go wait by the gate when we pick up Erich after a trip away.  When you go through security, you can have liquids in your bag.  As much as you want! And it doesn't have to be in a quart size bag.  (Not that they have "quart" size bags here anyway.  "What's a quart?")  You don't have to take your shoes off.  Remember when it was that easy?

When Erich was returning from three week trip to the UK, we were able to go to the gate to meet him.  Here they are watching for Erich to get off the plane.

Erich has flown enough that we can now hang out in Qantas Lounge while we wait for our flight. We also get to board the plane first.  Once we move back to the U.S. it will be back to flying like commoners.  I don't know if we will survive.  *sigh

From the Qantas Lounge we watch our luggage be put on the plane we are getting ready to board.  

In December of last year, we flew back to the U.S. to visit family for Christmas.  On the Dallas to Norfolk, VA leg of the trip, an American Airline flight attendant gave each of the kids a travel log. We've really enjoyed having these!  At the beginning of each flight Erich hands them off to a flight attendant and she takes them to the cockpit.  Near the end of the flight she will return them to us.   Frequently the flight attendent will have a special message from the pilot and say the pilot has invited you up to see the cockpit when you are leaving the plane.  We've flown so much this past year that we had to add more pages to the log book.

One of the flight logs.

Captain Charlie sitting in the pilot's seat of the A380.

Captain Chaney

The kids have boarded 29 different airplanes since December of 2014.  They are well traveled little people!  They still very intently watch the flight attendents do the safety briefing at the beginning of every flight.  During the briefing, when they ask that you check for the life jacket under your seat, Charlie and Chaney really check to be sure its there.  And when they remind you that the closest exit may be behind you, the kids turn around and check. (I do that too.  I'm safety gal.)

Diligently looking over the safety information card.  Safety first!

This is from the JetStar laminated safety card located in the seat pocket in front of you.  I got a huge kick out of these pictures.  It shows you how to locate your life vest underneath your seat, how to put it on, snap the belt and pull it tight.  The last picture shows you how to calmly chill out and relax as your plane plummets towards the ocean. 

Hanging out in Airports...

Watching Qantas planes take off while waiting to board ours.  Chaney flew with her Santa hat in December 2014. 

Yes, they are on the floor in the airport.  This was around hour 27 of our trip in December 2014.  I was done caring about them all over the dirty airport carpet.  They were both sick and had had very little sleep on the plane. Look how happy they were.  Who am I to mess with that?  What's a little dirt anyway? 

Canberra Airport has this cool window in the floor to watch your luggage go by on a belt while it's on the way to be loaded into your plane. 

Early morning at Canberra Airport.

Waiting for takeoff.

On a 15 hour flight, you need to have earphones and a TV!  Luckily our really long flights have TVs in the seat back in front of you.   

On smaller flights there is no TV built into the seat in front of you.  Charlie and Chaney have their Kindle Fires to watch movies on and play games to pass the time.  (Thank goodness!)

My Random Thoughts and Observations...

•  Since Australia doesn't celebrate Halloween or Thanksgiving, the stores start putting out Christmas stuff in September or October. 

Christmas candy out in October.

• In Australia, it's not called a slot machine.  It's called a "pokie" which is short for poker machine. 
• I love a cold root beer float.  Yummy! Most Aussies aren't familiar with root beer. Costco carries a lot of American products and they do carry A&W root beer.  If they have tried it, most don't care for it. They do have floats but they use cola.  And they don't call it a float.  They call it a spider.  A spider.  Hmmmm.... that name doesn't sound too tasty...

  

  
  At McDonald's you can get a McSpider.

• When selling your house, you don't talk about the lot size.  They call the plot of land your house sits on the block.  "How large is the block?"  
• You must really want a Twinkie if you are willing to pay that much.  
  

Brilliant & Classy

Chaney's New Look!

Chaney got her ears pierced! She has wanted them pierced for many, many years and we always would say, "when you are older..."  Well, our big 8 (and a half) year old finally seemed old enough.  She was very brave and only got anxious at the last second.  They had two ladies to pierce the ears so her ears were both done at the same time.  Brilliant.

After getting them pierced, we celebrated her bravery at the McDonald's in the mall food court with chicken nuggets and ice cream.   What a classy little lady!
(As a side note, a mall food court is my least favorite spot in the world. I think hell must be a mall food court.) 

Here in Australia, you go to the chemist (pharmacy) to get your ears pierced.  I learn something new here every day.

Chaney also got glasses!  She only needs them when reading or doing close up work.  (mostly at school)  She is adorable.

Let's talk about money...

Aussies think that all American money "looks alike" and they say they have a hard time telling the bills apart.  (I guess the number in the corner isn't enough.)   They think we are crazy for having dollar bills that look so much alike. (say the people that have monopoly money for their bills...)

Australian money is quite colorful and can look a little like play money until you get used to it.

I have to admit, after looking at the colorful Monopoly money that the Aussies use for the past two and a half years, the American bills all do look the same.

You've sunk my battleship!

Erich and Charlie enjoyed a hot game of Battleship.  

Winner!

Father's Day

Australia celebrates Father's Day on the first Sunday in September.  We had a great day celebrating Erich. 

The kids love their dad!  You will see the selection of gifts (wrapped by them) on the table.  They used an entire roll of wrapping paper and did a fabulous job. 

We got him this awesome dad shirt because he is an AWESOME DAD!  The kids also picked out gifts at their school's Father's Day Stall.  The school has tables of gifts they can pick from ranging in price from $2 to $8.  They picked out a Frisbee, golf tees, and Top Gear Stig Soap-on-a-Rope. 

Serious...

...and silly.

Car Parking in a Car Park

In Australia a parking lot is called a car park. (I still think of cars frolicking on a swing set when I hear it called a car park.)  Most have parking spots that are way too narrow. Pulling into the spot is a challenge and sometimes it's nearly impossible to get out of the car because you are so close to the car next to you. I think this is because most Australians drive very small cars. Some cars are starting to get a bit bigger but the parking spots are not.  One of my favorite things about a lot of the car parks here are the lights above each parking spot indicating if it is taken or if its available.  It makes it easy to tell from afar if there are any open spots.  Whoever invented this was brilliant. Brilliant!

See the red light above my car and the green lights above the empty spots?

The red lights make it super easy to see there are no open spots.

 You have to pay to park almost everywhere.  Around Canberra, it's usually around $2 an hour but can be more. Some cars even come with a slot to keep your parking ticket in so it's easy to access.  Brilliant.

My Random Thoughts and Observations...

• In Australia, the person who cuts and styles your hair can not wax your eyebrows.  The nice place I get my hair done doesn't even have someone to do eyebrows. I have to make a separate appointment at a different establishment.  Who has time for that??  (Asks the girl with the bushy brow...)
• They are even making fun of Donald Trump on the Aussie comedy shows.  
• We shop at the Woolworth's grocery store.  The Aussies call it Woollies. 
• They call bell peppers capsicum.  So, you don't spray your attacker with pepper spray.  You use capsicum spray.
• Down here, its not drunk driving.  It's called "drink driving."  
• In America, a car seat for a baby is called an infant carrier.  Here it's called a capsule.
• "Cuppa" means a cup of tea (or coffee.)  "Come for a cuppa" means come for a cup of coffee or tea.    At the end of a long day, I like a cuppa wine with dinner. (That is an incorrect way to use the word.)                                                                            
• It's not a duvet or comforter or bedspread.  It's a doona.  The first time I heard the word, it was used in a way that I had no idea what it meant.  "I got a new doona."  Oh, the things that went through my brain that it could be... 
• On our Australian cable TV, we were just watching the EuroSport channel, listening to American announcers talk about a race in Beijing, China with all Caucasian runners.  What?
• We can't see the Big Dipper in the Australian night sky.  
• Kids don't get "ear tubes" down here.  They get grommets.
• For Sale signs that you put in your front yard when selling your house are about 10 times the size of the ones in the U.S.  It's more like a billboard with interior pictures.  It sure is eye catching and really brilliant if you think about it.  Why are the signs in the U.S. so small? 

• Here, when kids really, really, REALLY have to use the bathroom, they say they are "busting."   "Mom, I'm busting."   Even better is when they say, "I'm busting for the toilet."  It's so classy.

Time Travel

**This is a post a actually wrote a year ago.  I just never posted it.  So travel back in time to July-September 2014...

Thursday, September 4, 2014

My first trip back to the U.S.:

 

I was near giddy when I got to go to Walmart.  Everthing I need in one stop. There is nothing like that here! Allison shared the excitement.

I enjoyed hanging out with my bestie Laura...

...and my other bestie Keely. We laughed (and snorted) a lot! 

4th of July in Winter 

This year we celebrated U.S. Independence Day in the winter!  We got all bundled up and went to the U.S. Embassy for the 4th of July celebration.  It was incredible. They had an area of fun stuff for the kids including face painting, a football throw (an aussie football), a baseball batting cage, etc.  They also had an Navy Band playing recent hits, fireworks, and food. It was nice being around so much American pride after being removed from it so much.  We saw lots of American flags and even got to sing the national anthem.  One benefit of celebrating the 4th of July in the winter is that it is dark by 6:30.  We didn't have to wait until 9:30 for the fireworks.  The fireworks started at 6:30 and the kids were back home in bed at their regular bed time, getting rested for school the next morning.  

The U.S. Navy Pacific Fleet Band out of Honolulu played cover songs and the national anthem. My kids kept watching them. One of the guys from the band noticed and came over to talk to them. He gave Charlie his guitar pick and sailor hat. He gave Chaney the insignia pin from his uniform. What a great guy. It really meant a lot.

The U.S. Ambassador to Australia, John Berry.

All decked out in our red, white and blue!

Patriotic kitty.  Meow.

I'm not even sure if an Aussie football is a rugby ball or a Australian Rules Football ball.

My Random Thoughts and Observations...

• In Australia, it's not a closet.  It's a wardrobe.
• In Australia, you aren't going on vacation.  You are going on holiday.
• The word "ripper" (pronounced "rippa") means something that is particularly good or excellent.  My husband is a "rippa" mate. Ripper.  (you just pronounced the R sound, didn't you?)
• In Australia, it's not a diaper.  It's a nappie.
• The word "glacier" is pronounced glass-ier.
• Down here, the little cocktail franks are called "little boys."  I'm totally serious. Little. Boys.   Erich said they don't call them that at work for PC reasons. (No kidding.)  But its definitely still used outside of work places!  I nearly spit out my drink when I first heard someone call them little boys. 
• The other day I heard someone talking about a "stubby holder."  I couldn't stop laughing.  I had no idea what it was but it sounded really funny to me. Once I found out what a stubby holder is, my aussie friends asked what we called it in the U.S, I said, "We call it a koozie." I then realized that that sounds just as funny.  (A stubby is another Aussie word for a bottle of beer.)

Oh My Goodness! It's a New Post!

Oh my goodness.  My family has begged and begged for more blog posts.  I recently had a friend message me, "has it been over a year since you posted in your blog?!"  It has been over a year.  I've been so busy with life, that I haven't made time for a blog post.  I am constantly adding things to the "Blog" list on my phone but I just haven't taken the extra time to write it down for the blog.  The other day, when one of us said something "Aussie,"  I wondered how long we would use the Aussie slang once we moved back to the states and didn't hear it all the time.  That made me a little sad that we would probably forget some of the little differences we have learned so much about.  That spurred me to take the time to write another blog post.  It's my way of documenting our time here for our kids.

Same but Different

We have noticed some products that are the exactly the same as what we buy in the U.S.  The company that produces it is the same and the packaging looks the same.  Except for the name.  In a previous blog post I gave an example of this with the Aussie Maclean and the U.S. Aquafresh toothpaste. Sometimes we will see TV advertisements that were also used in the U.S.  For example Aveeno Lotion runs an ad in the U.S. with Jennifer Aniston.  They run the exact same ad here.  Sometimes the ad will be exactly the same but the narrator has an Aussie accent.  It isn't often we see an exact same ad but totally redone with Aussie actors.   You know the Progressive Insurance commercials with Flo?  Flo has a whole series of commercials since around 2008.  Progressive must have been successful with this campaign in the U.S., because they used the exact same ads here, but have redone it with Aussie actors/actresses.  And it isn't Flo.  Here in Australia, they have Kitty.  They look similar, down to the apron, buttons and blue headband, and both have the same sassy attitude.

Flo, the American Progressive gal.

Kitty, the Australian Pregressive gal.  

Spelling

I've been here two years now.  Sometimes I'm still surprised to see the spelling of some words. 

Program = Programme  

Pediatrician = Paediatrician

Aging = Ageing

Customize = customise

Install = Instal

Enroll = enrol

Enrollment = enrolment

Analyze= Analyse

Civilize = civilise

Usable = useable

Defense = defence

Neighbor = neighbour

My Random Thoughts and Observations...

• Some Aussies call an umbrella a "brelly."
• The other day in an email to me, an Australian used the phrase "chased it up." It means the same thing as "track it down." .
• If you are having a "chook" for dinner, you are having chicken.  
• Speaking of chooks, they like their meat flavored potato chips here.  Here are a couple of pics of some tasty treats you can get in the chip aisle. (I just have one thing to say.  Yuck.)

  

  Mmmm... Burger flavored rice cakes anyone?

  
  

  

  Big Burger Taste Burger Rings.  Yum.

  
  

  

  How about a chicken flavored wholegrain brown rice cake? (I know your mouth is watering.)
  
  (I just have one thing to say.  Yuck.)

• If you are having "tea," you could be having a cup of tea, or having a snack, or having a full meal at dinnertime. 
• My kids now pronounce "library" the Aussie way (Lie-bree)
• In Australia, you have not been "spoiled."  You have been "spoilt."  It's not something you "learned."  It's something you "learnt."  Poor Charlie...The other day he wrote "learnted." We are totally confusing them!

  

  From a bulletin board at the kids' school.

• Here it's not a Bachelorette Party.  Its called a "Hens Party." A bachelor party is called a "Bucks Night."  Hmmmm.... A hen and a buck...
• In Australia, "dacks" are pants. If you are wearing "tracky dacks" you are wearing tracksuit pants.   If you "dack" someone, you are pulling down their pants. 
• When answering the phone, the receptionist wouldn't say, "Dr. Smith's Office."  Instead she would say, "Dr. Smith's Rooms."
• Most restaurants or Cafes you order and pay at the counter and then they bring you your food.  Kind of like McDonalds.  Only nicer.  If a restaurant is open for dinner, (a lot of lunch time restaurants aren't) they usually have table service and a server would come to your table to take your order.  When you are finished, you pay at the counter and not at the table.  
• They do celebrate Mardi Gras here.  But it's not like it is in the U.S.  It's considered a gay and lesbian holiday.
• You aren't getting a drink at the water fountain.  You are getting it from the "bubbler."  If you forget that Aussie's use a different word, and you ask where a water fountain is, you will get an odd look and then told the location of the nearest fountain (like the kind in front of someone's house.)
• They use the word timber a lot when describing something made from wood.  It would be a timber shelf or a timber deck.
• They don't say they are going to the bar for a drink.  They would be going to the pub.
• A tattle tale would be a dob.  So the act of tattling would be dobbing.  
• On the playground, they aren't playing the game of tag.  They are playing "tips."
• They don't tip at restaurants, hair dressers, or taxis.  They don't tip at all. It's really quite wonderful.  No more guessing about how much to leave.  In the U.S., I don't mind tipping restaurant servers since they make below minimum wage.  But I don't think tips should be given to people doing their jobs.  Since when is tipping expected rather then being for an extra great job, above and beyond what they are already getting paid for.  I'll get off my soap box now.  
• Here they use milliliters instead of  ounces.  So when cooking, there are times when I need to convert the ounces to millimeters or vice versa.  This is easy because both of those measurements measure volume.  However, butter is a different story.  In the U.S., recipes us butter measured in volume.  You might need a quarter cup of butter, etc.  The wrapping that butter comes in in the U.S. is marked in tablespoons.  Here, they measure butter for recipes by weight.  Their recipes call for grams of butter.  You can't convert grams to tablespoons with my phone app.  I have located a butter converter chart and I keep it inside my kitchen cupboard, right beside the conversion of oven temps from F to C.  
• Crayons are not on school supply lists.  They don't use crayons at school!!  What?!!  But they do use textas. (Textas are fine point markers.)
• Crayola markers can be bought in the U.S. at Walmart for about a dollar.  Sticker shock!!
  
• I hope to post another blog soon!  I've already started a new one!